'Water comes from the sea'
"I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend
- at his wedding!"
"I haven't shaved my private parts, but
I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!"
Shut up mate, I ain't a tea leaf!"
"I made a girl puke once. It was my first
kiss, so it must have been slimy. Another time, this girl kissed me and bit a scab of my head and ate it! I thought it was
funny."
"I jumped off a cliff into the sea. It
was just like in a cartoon - you jump out and it feels like you're hanging in mid air, then you then start falling really
fast."
when i go to night clubs in London i feel
like abit of a minger!!"
